Lord & Taylor's invite to Paris Hilton's perfume launch today (on their 2nd floor from 1-2pm) features a long ode to the heiress that ends with, "Now you have the opportunity to share a bit of the magic that is Paris Hilton. Find out what it smells like to a be a Star."

Oh, I think we can guess what it smells like. And our inner copy editor noted that they mistakenly added an extra "a" in that last sentence.