The Post offers comic relief (more than usual, we mean) by asking dudes to critique eight women s favorite sexy Valentine s Day get-ups today:

· It looks like she wants to look good, but she's not trying to be a ho, says Haldan, 21. Be sure to write that on the card, Haldan.

· Are those acid-washed jeans? asks Allen, 28. I wasn't aware that Desperately Seeking Susan was still having casting calls.

· This is sexy. Personally, I don't need to see that much cleavage. But I love the shoes! says 26-year-old Amani, whose friends are clowning him mercilessly right about now.

What Look Makes You Sexy? [NYP]