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Parents, you might be reading over your kids' shoulders when they're at the computer, but are you reading close enough?

MSNBC would like to scare you shitless with Teens' online lingo leaves parents baffled.

The best part is the acronym guide for parents: "Know the Lingo." It's all here, from A/S/L (age/sex/location) to QT (cutie). But what about these:
· TMASMF (Touching my anus, smelling my finger)
· WFAPISIIAM (Wanna fuck a pie? I saw it in a movie)
· SIMP (Squirrel in my pants)
· LMNT (Lick my night table)
· WHSWJD (Which Hilton Sister Would Jesus Do?)
· IVRWIAL (I'll vote Republican when I am legal)
· ILCBDWTGF (I like cupcakes but don't want to get fat)
· LOL (Love oral lots)

Teens' online lingo leaves parents baffled [MSNBC]
Know the Lingo [MSNBC]