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When the Michael Jackson Trial of the Century kicked off last week, we had the creeping feeling that we'd soon be hearing stories about boozy, Jesus Juice-fueled nights by the llama pen from former child actor pals. Now it seems that the first inappropriately-wandering glove tale will come courtesy of Corey Feldman, a frequent Neverland guest during the rollicking 80s. ABC News teases our naughty places with a Feldman quote from this Friday's 20/20 episode:

"I started looking at each piece of information, and with that came this sickening realization that there have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that have created a question of doubt."

A question of doubt? That leaves a little too much wiggle room for a deflating defense of Jackson, especially from a D-lister who expended all of his publicity points by getting married on the first Surreal Life season. We can already hear the hungry chants of those who want allegations with some star power behind them rising from the gallery outside the Santa Maria courthouse: We want Cul-kin! We want Cul-kin!