Marcia Cross: Desperately Closeted?
The rumor (originally spread at this DataLounge thread) that one of the Desperate Housewives cast was imminently donning a pantsuit on the cover of The Advocate to let the world know about her preference for female genitalia in matters of sexual gratification has spread through the media like Mexican tapwater through a Tijuana tourist. Now the always-reliable British tabs are reporting that the LPGA-loving Housewife in question is Marcia Cross. Says The Sun: "Everyone on the show is aware of Marcia's leanings, as is the rest of Hollywood." There you have it: If you believe the Brits, Cross will never blow another casting director again. The female casting execs in town, however, are doing a little jig over the possibilities.
And in a stroke of incredibly fortuitous timing, Cross will appear on The View tomorrow. Let's watch Star Jones and the other hens peck away at this one.
