· Mayor Bloomberg is totally afraid of gay marriage: It's not so bad, honey, just close your eyes and remember to breathe. [Newsday]

· Wanna say "whoa" to Keanu (rigor mortis) Reeves? [Blackfilm]

· Help our flighty brother find the places where you can smoke in this godforsaken shithole of a city. [GridSkipper]

· Is this Slate headline awesome or awful? We just can't tell: Rice-Sharoni. [Slate]