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The third season of The Apprentice came so quickly after the conclusion of the second season that you might not even be aware it's on, making it even more essential for the new batch of Trump dismissal fodder to erect incredibly ugly, Flash-heavy websites to maximize their inevitably brief moment in the spotlight. Our favorite part of Apprentice contestant Kristen Kirchner's website—and believe us, it was almost impossible to pick a favorite thing—are the "Kristenisms," weekly nuggets of wisdom from the hopeful candidate from Team Street Smarts. Here's a mindbendingly nonsensical taste: "If you use your brain, you won't stay in the game." How true, Kristen, how true.