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It's Friday, so we'll write just about anything, including this: Jamie-Lynn Spears is enlisting the help of Yahweh to make sure she doesn't end up barefoot and betrucker-hatted like her older sister, popite Britney. The "rising young star" spent all of last weekend in a "Disciple Now" bible study, which is a 48-hour retreat for, um, Jesus-y stuff. Jamie's religious devotion is rather understandable; if you were related to Britney Spears, you'd probably spend your weekend praying, too. Juicee News reports that "the youth group treated Jamie just like they did everybody else," but we imagine that sort of treatment will change once Jamie's ovum is inevitably poisoned with Kevin Federline's bastard seed.
Spears' Kid Sister on the Straight and Narrow? [Juicee News Daily]