· Shocking development: people lie at American Idol auditions just to make it on television! Our sense of innocence is crushed. [Defamer]
· An unnamed celebrity needs a personal assistant. If it's Naomi Campbell, we are so buying headgear and applying for the gig. [Glocap]
· Craigslist, where the creepy go to make creepy humor. [CL]
· It wouldn't be Thursday if we didn't mention some sort of anti-semitism debacle at Columbia. [NYP]
· Surreal Life spoiler alert, potentially. [carbongeek]