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You really can buy anything on Craiglist:

The real Hollywood sign for sale - $5

Hey everyone, I'm thinking of stealing the letters off the mountain that spell "Hollywood". I don't want to do it unless people are interested in buying them from me. I would only sell them for five dollars a piece, maybe more for the D cause it's sorta limited. Anyway, let me know if you'd be interested.

We know value when we see it. Five bucks won't even get you a handjob from the guy in the loose-fitting Spider-Man costume who poses for Polaroids in front of the Chinese Theatre. Or so we hear.