Cond Nastiness In The Men's Room
It's been far too long since we talked about media bathrooms, don't you think? A reader reminds us of where to find the real news:
I work at the supposedly distinguished and elite Conde Nast and am shocked and disgusted by the number of men who don't flush after going to the bathroom. There is one Editor in particular who never flushes (or washes his hands) after peeing. I've caught him more than a dozen times. What the fuck? This is weird, no? Maybe they should start bringing their assistants in with them to perform this service that they are clearly above themselves. Can you let people know that an Ivy League education and a subscription to the Times doesn't exempt you from some common bathroom etiquette? It's bad enough that half the hipsters here already don't bathe.
We're not sure which is more disturbing: the lack of hygiene in the metrosexual tower, or the revelation that hipsters and Cond Nasties aren't mutually exclusive.
(P.S. So who is the non-flushing editor? One of you HAS to know, so tell us! Pretty, pretty please?)