Ain't No Party Like a 'Radar' Party

In today's Post, Keith Kelly reports on some high profile hirings at Maer Roshan's Radar. Of course, you probably know about these hirings, since you're probably on the list.
Maer's havin' a party and everyone seems to be invited. But what will they each bring to the mix?
· Vanessa Grigoriadis: Subtly devastating profiles of celebrities; dip.
· Bartle Bull: Serious pieces on Iraq to go between charts about Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriends; veggie platter.
· Tina Brown: dead-on cultural commentary, circa 1987; expensive, aged cheese.
· Benoit Denizet-Lewis: long, generous profiles of subcultures; a sixer of brewskies.
· Bret Easton Ellis: movie reviews; less than Coke Zero
· Choire Sicha: probably won't show.
· Jake Tapper: profiles of Hollywood actresses who may be entertaining thoughts of having sex with him; juice.
You're invited, too! Well, to subscribe for the two issues that will come out this year, at least.
BACK ON THE RADAR, AGAIN [NYP]
