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· The Scissor Sisters bring their Elton-John-after-doing-3000-situps pop to the Wiltern. Attendance at the show does not actually require that you visualize Elton John doing any kind of physical exercise, but we do recommend an appreciation for men in overalls.
· The Beverly Hills Theater Guild’s 25th Annual Dinner honors Carol Channing. Other notables expected to attend include Bea Arthur, Carl Reiner and Angela Lansbury. Just think, for only $250 you could be in the same room as a Golden Girl and a mystery-solving novelist!
· Humor columnist Susan Jane Gilman reads from her memoir about growing up in NYC, Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress, at Dutton’s in Brentwood. Ah, so that's how you spell "pouffy."