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Because a grisly murder on the corner of Clinton and Rivington simply isn't dramatic enough:

I saw Anna Wintour outside the Sunshine Theater on Houston Street yesterday (1/30). She was wearing tight jeans, high-heeled boots, a fur coat, her trademark sunglasses, and a withering expression.

And so the greasy downtown children pack their meager belongings, one step closer to becoming homeless.