Join Thousands For A Shot At Rubbing Trump's Feet

We're barely aware that the third season of The Apprentice crept onto the schedule, but The Donald's minions will be scouring Burbank on Saturday for Trump termination fodder for the show's fourth installment. We're unsure of the concept for the next season will be ("MBA chicks with dicks" vs "small-business-owning eunuchs" would get us watching), but one thing is certain: The air in the lobby of KNBC 4 will be thick with the stench of cheap suits, faux-leather briefcases, and desperation.
And remember that even if you win the whole thing, no one wants you at their fancy Hollywood party. Unless you're holding a cocktail tray.
