This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.

· Poor Rick Salomon: you'd think after his stunning directorial debut starring Paris Hilton, he'd get more respect at Sundance. Alas, the man with the nightvision cam couldn't score some freebies. [Lowdown]
· Is there any image more heartwarming than that of Liza Minnelli singing cabaret tunes for other patients during her recent stay at a psych ward? [Page Six]
· Angelina Jolie gave Brad Pitt a vial of dried bat. Love is intense, people, so don't judge. [R&M (3rd item)]
· Portia de Rossi buys a Tiffany's platinum engagement band for her lover, Ellen DeGeneres. This follows her last gift, a vintage Porsche. Good to know that lesbian love can be bought. [Page Six]