· Times restaurant "critic" Frank Bruni dissects the pros and cons of the Time Warner Center's fine dining establishments. Pro: the meals are fabulous. Con: you have to schlep through a mall to get to said meal. Genius, Frank, pure genius. [NYT]
· We've often wondered where one obtains those little bags used for various drugs. If you know, help a brother out. [Craigslist]
· Is hip-hop mogul P. Diddy making a move to acquire part of Andrew Lloyd Webber's company, the Really Useful Group? And, if so, how will The Gays react? [AP]
· Aside from the reader who informed us that "Paris Hilton is a tired old queen," some of you might be interested in a play-by-play account of Paris's appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. Just try not to self-mutilate yourselves while you read. [Jossip]