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· As if physical fear weren't enough to keep ABC execs from crossing Star Jones, the View host pulled a "sickout protest." The charming newlywed failed to show up for work on January 7, when she learned that producers had deleted all of her free plugs in the InStyle Celebrity Weddings special, which airs tomorrow night. [Page Six]
· We hadn't heard, but apparently the modeling world is in dire straits. As such, the Elite agency is resurrecting former guru John Casablancas out of his Brazilian retirement. But will his modeling school advertisements in the back of Seventeen be able to save the industry? [R&M (2nd item)]
· Guests noted that Daily News owner Mort Zuckerman spent a lot of time on his cellphone outside of Donald Trump's wedding to Melania Knauss at Mar-a-Lago, but, to be fair, calling your reporters with the event's details takes a lot of time. [Page Six]
· Ruling out all possibilities for a tag-team sex tape, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie might be parting their professional ways. [Scoop (2nd item)]
· Actress Shar Jackson is tired of living in the shadow of Britney Spears, who's married her baby daddy Kevin Federline. Let's remember, Shar spit those devil babies out all by herself and deserves credit. [Lowdown]