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Having obtained letters written by Paris Hilton to her then-beau Nick Carter, Page Six reveals that our Paris is not only literate, but also sweet and sentimental:

One card signed, "Paris, AKA Le Bean," wishes Carter a happy birthday (which falls on Jan. 28), and states: "I don't want you to ever worry because I would never [bleep] this up for anything in the world. It's been really hard for me these past couple of months and I'm so happy I found you. You are the [bleep] and I love you to death."

If she tells you that you're "the shit," it must be love.

A Valentine's card which features heart-shaped candies with slogans like, "Spoil me," "Tease Me," "Squeeze Me" and "Love Me" reads: "Sometimes I forget you can't see my thoughts or into my heart...I really hope and believe this will last forever."

Us too, Paris. Us too.

The sweet nothings were written inside sappy greeting cards with photos of puppies. Another missive was accompanied by photos the heiress had cut out of a magazine showing herself looking glum with the headline: "Paris feels real pain." "Dear Nick, This is how I look and feel when I'm away from you," she wrote.

This is all so utterly romantic—yet very, very sad—that even we can't make fun of it. Or maybe we did just now. We're too teary to even know what we're doing.
Paris' Icky Love Notes To Nick [Page Six]