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· Katie Couric tells Post editor-in-chief Col Allen that she hates his paper; all it takes is one word from America's cheerleader and Allen agrees to do better fact-checking. Which means, should this change occur, the Post will be no fun whatsoever. [R&M (4th item)]
· Morgan Quinn, the trainwreck model featured on Bravo's Project Runway, is fucking things up in real life, too. Her explanation? "I'm not Naomi Campbell, you know." No kidding, because if she were, she'd have eaten the arms off of Runway host Heidi Klum by now. [Page Six]
· Radio station HOT 97 airs a song mocking the tsunami victims...and so, the tsunami slowly heads towards Manhattan. [NYDN]
· The remarkably violent Bijou Philips is at it again, bringing her game to Sundance and spitting on a friend of actress Michelle Rodriguez. [Page Six]
· Meanwhile, when Bijou is terrorizing NYC, she and other celebs seem to be losing personal belongings in the VIP area of nightclub NA. [Lowdown (2nd item)]
· Just to give celebrities more reason to become completely paranoid freaks, Nicole Kidman's Sydney home has been mysteriously bugged. [Scoop (2nd item)]