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In an act that can only be defined as mind-numbingly idiotic, Richard Hatch, the first winner of reality show Survivor, has failed to report his $1 million prize to the IRS. Hatch is charged with filing a false tax return in 2000 that somehow omitted his six-figure winnings and another erroneous return in 2001 that didn't reflect $321K worth of income. Oopsies! We really do appreciate Hatch's attempts to evade Johnny Law (hell, we don't want to pay for the Inaugural Ball either), but being obnoxious, gay, and naked on national television isn't exactly laying low. And really, tattooing "F the IRS" on his dick and dollar signs on his ass was overkill.

Richard Hatch Hit With Tax Evasion Rap [TSG]