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· Post Golden Globes rundown: Tobey Maguire reportedly backed out of an appearance because he's grown rather pudgy, Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis reportedly got into a public spat, and Quentin Tarantino reportedly "snuggled" with someone other than his girlfriend, Sofia Coppola. Just another glamorously fucked-up Hollywood night! [Page Six]
· Libidinous actor Colin Farrel is being sued by a phone sex operater, who claims that after a "session," he bombarded her with phone calls and text messages. Like any smart girl would, she's written about it on her website. [R&M (2nd item)]
· Because seeing her frozen smile on the Today Show isn't frightening enough, Katie Couric engages in some very public displays of saliva-soaked affection with beau Chris Botti. [Page Six]
· Donald Trump vows not to cheat on Melania Knauss. Which is kinda what we thought marriage was about, but we appreciate his PR-laced effort at clarifying his devotion to his arm candy. [Lowdown]