While the rest of us were sizing up Hollywood's latest facelifts, timing the speed of Robin Williams' crack-monkey babble, and trying not to look directly at Joan Rivers, Henry the Intern took the high road and stayed faithful to his steady gal, Tina Brown. This week, Tina and Barbara Walters let the American public in on a big secret: President Bush is not "introspective." And we didn't know Teri Hatcher's visible sternum was going to win a Golden Globe, either. After the jump, Henry the Intern documents more earth-shattering revelations from T and the Gang.

Forget the Globes; Tina did. Instead she sought insight into President Bush from Barbara Walters. (It's not the first time she's questioned the questioner). "We've been talking about this for a long time," Walters began. Walters said George was responsive, articulate, relaxed and humorous while Laura has "authority and calmness." Added Tina, "She is a calm, serene mommy-figure to the president." They agreed the President is not an introspective type.

Next, The Atlantic's James Fallows provided a rushed analysis of the nervous breakdown at CBS News. According to Fallows, CBS was vulnerable to scandal because of a "perfect storm" of different personalities and desperation. That said, he doesn't expect hard-hitting investigations coming from the Tiffany network anytime soon. Now, the media is faced with a nation conflicted by facts and lacking a trusted anchor.

Wait, we need another segment on "The Woodsman." As Tina introed, "I loved this movie so much I really wanted to give it two bites of the apple." And so Kyra Sedgwick filled Tina in on the film ("We could really be crucified for doing a movie like this"), aging ("I get so much better as an actor with age"), and marriage to Kevin Bacon ("We love each other dearly"). Tina asked Kyra if she had ever been sexually harassed, to which Kyra replied, "Totally!... It just seemed wrong, you know."

Fresh from the book party for Blood on the Street, Charles Gasparino briefly explained the book's premise to Tina: "This was a systematic betrayal of the American public. It starts at the top of the [brokerage] firms and it filters all the way down."

At the roundtable, the editors piled on Armstrong Williams. James Cramer: "This is a complete and utter breakdown... This is an abomination... This is really stupid." Ana Marie Cox: "He didn't actually do a good job of pushing No Child Left Behind... the administration made a really bad deal." Stanley Crouch: "I think the Republicans just have a lazy attitude toward the black community." Monica Crowley figured he should have joined the government if he was a true believer and Cramer predicted "he drops off the face of the earth." Crouch quipped the administration "will probably take a position of moral commitment and honesty."

Hot picks.
Cramer: Oakley mp3 sunglasses
Cox: A Fan's Notes by Frederick Exley
Crowley: Blink by Malcolm Gladwell
Crouch: Ken Burns' "Unforgivable Blackness"
Tina: Candace Bergen in "Boston Legal"

Closing quote by Lord Northcliffe: "News is what somebody somewhere wants to suppress; all the rest is advertising."

Bonus Tina Brown quote from "Hardball" last week: "I think the administration are brilliant at knowing the press attention span is very small. In a way, people, really since the Afghanistan election story and since the Americans in a sense have been out of Afghanistan pretty much in the big sense of the word, in a way, there's not much interest in Afghanistan. I think that Bush is probably hoping that that will happen in Iraq."