Add another piece to the growing canon of fraternity literature. McSweeney's presents "ROCKIN' IT, FRAT-PARTY STYLE!" A SHORT STORY GEARED TO COLLEGE STUDENTS, WRITTEN BY A THIRTY-SOMETHING AUTHOR, by Mike Sacks today, a story that bears a passing resemblance to a certain gentleman of letters' recent book.

Frankly, there are too many good sentences to pick a quote. Go read the whole thing: It's "freakin' sweet."

Mark our words, fraternities are gonna be bigger this year than food rage and nazis—combined!

Earlier: Benoit Denizet-Lewis: "Dude, you're the reporter dude, right?"; The Far End of the Newsstand: 'CO-ED Magazine'