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We were momentarily upset by the insensitivity reflected in Star magazine's online graphic but, once we read the article, we were hit with a tidal wave of emotion. It seems things are not improving for our favorite figurines, the Olsen twins:

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen rang in the new year in Miami, beginning the night with an invite-only, sit-down dinner at the trendy Shelborne Beach Resort — though eyewitnesses say that they didn't eat.

Oh, sweet Jesus. Will the tragedies never end? How many natural disasters can we take right now? Can an Olsen Relief Gala be far behind? Will it be organized by Noel Ashman?
Star Magazine