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For the low, low price of $1,200, a limo ride, and the cost of the drugs required to make you think you're going to the Oscars, you too can attend the SAG Awards:

I WAS AWARDED TWO PASSES TO ATTEND THE 11TH SAG AWARDS & POSTAWARDS GALA ON 2/5/05 AT 3:30 PM. TICKETS ARE $600 PER PERSON. IF INTERESTED, YOU WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR BOTH TICKETS TO GO WITH ME AND PROVIDE LIMO RIDE. ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY!!! NETWORK & ROB ELBOWS WITH THE SUPER STARS! I AM LOOKING FOR A GUY OR GAL DATE IN THEIR 20'S. PLEASE REPLY WITH SELF PICTURE. YOU CAN PUT IT ON A CREDIT CARD OR CHECK PAYABLE TO THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD. BLACK ATTIRE

Buyer beware: The ad's grammar and all-caps presentation make us suspicious that this may be a Nigerian e-mail scam attempting to prey on desperate actors. Even if you pass the photo-submission test (sadly, there is no special address for "front end" shots), you will probably get exactly what you paid for.