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Forget about how and why the majority of the country voted last November. Bravo's Queer Eye is certain we still have a noncommunicable case of HomoFever, and the network is feeding that illness with an expansion of their popular series. Like a relief effort for all those straight women who have never had a soft, gay hand to lead them in the right fashion direction, Queer Eye for the Straight Girl premieres tonight. Yesterday afternoon, Gawker's Andrew Krucoff and photographer Eliot Shepard checked out the scene at the show's party at the Time Warner Center. One thing is certain: we're all fag hags now.

Outside of the Borders at the Time Warner Center, the cast and crew assembled for a baby shower-themed PR blitz, heralding the new "It's A Girl!" era. Race Taylor of WPLJ hosted the made-for-mall event that was open to the public looking for makeovers. Also included: a chance to meet the "Gal Pals" and free coffee and biscotti. Class never tasted so good.

After some trivia hoopla and snickering about putting baby in the corner, the four stars were paraded onto a shaggy stage for questions and photos. Each one claims expertise with their own "L Word" (yeah, this homosexual stuff is so easily cross-referenced): Robbie Laughlin gives "Look," it's Danny Teeson's "Life," Damon Pease advises on "Locale," and resident lesbian Honey Labrador as "The Lady." It all brings to mind James Whale's "Bride of Frankenstein."

They survey the room, offer some tips ("Ladies, stop with the CHUNKY shoes!"), remark on their own grooming habits ("Start with a thickening spray, then go to fudge!"), and remind everyone that "every girl should have a gay best friend." Or a million dollars for a makeover/house redecoration, whichever is more accessible.

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"The Lady" Honey Labrador flexes...

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"The Life" Danny Teeson grimaces...

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...and the whole gang gathers around Joe and Vicky Gambino of Westchester, who describe themselves as huge fans of reality television in general. They also enjoy Survivor, Amazing Race, and The Surreal Life, and long walks on the beach.

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In case you needed reminding, Carson Kressley of the original Queer Eye lords over every move via satellite.

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Meet Sadie, who drags sister Uzma (with baby in tow) to the affair and gives her own sibling advice: "Uzma has to stop wearing trousers all the time, she can do more with her hair, and no more trainers!"

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This man is another reality televison devotee and he collected everyone's signature on a t-shirt for his scrapbook.

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And this man is just a fan of a good ol' cup of coffee.

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On our way out, we spotted Robert Verdi of E!'s Fashion Police interviewing anyone with boots, thus making the Time Warner Center, for at least a few shining hours, the Gayest Mall In America.