'US Weekly': Always The Best In Crisis Coverage

Given what Wenner Media GM Kent Brownridge said about the tsunami-esque impact of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's breakup, we're none too surprised to see Wenner's prize title US Weekly give Brad and Jen a tidal wave of treatment in their spanking-new issue. No angle is left unexplored, no aspect of this story will go unnoted! The table of contents oozes in-depth coverage:
Cover Story Special!
p. 16: Inside their final days
p. 32: Why they split (Plus: Angelina Jolie's Role)
p. 60: The way they were: Brad & Jen's love story
p. 66: Who gets what?
p. 68: In their own words
p. 70: Brad & Jen: They're just like Us!
(FYI: pages 40-59 take a break from the intensity of Brad and Jen to address hot bodies on Desperate Housewives, celebrity ski pictures, and the undying love of Jude Law and Sienna Miller. These kids don't let anything slip through the cracks.)
