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"As for a certain wildly overexposed socialite, in solidarity with Daily News columnist LLOYD GROVE, I vow to never mention her again, even if she cures cancer. I'm willing to take crazy chances like that."
- Michael Musto, La Dolce Musto, Village Voice, Jan. 11, 2005.

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