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· It's a miracle: it took the Daily News FOUR DAYS to suggest that Angelina Jolie might have been a factor in the cataclysmic break-up of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. Such restraint. [NYDN]
· Actor George Clooney invites Bill O'Reilly to present at Saturday's Radio City fundraiser for tsunami relief, daring O'Reilly to "put your considerable money where your considerable mouth is." [Page Six]
· Fake-singer Ashlee Simpson and not-as-fake-singer Ryan Cabrera call it quits. [R&M (4th item)]
· Former wrestler and Surreal Life star Joanie Laurer is arrested for "beating up her husband" in Los Angeles. 'Roid rage is a bitch. [Page Six]
· Speaking of possible 'roid rage, actor Wesley Snipes has allegedly made death threats against Blade: Trinity director David Goyer. [Lowdown]