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In our ongoing effort to keep you abreast of all things Tara Reid (yuk, yuk), we thought maybe we could focus on her "career" beyond the banquettes of Marquee. As you may or may not remember, Tara Reid is technically an actress—at least moreso than Paris Hilton is an "author." With that in mind, let's get collectively excited for Tara's upcoming feature, Alone in the Dark. The film bears no resemblance to the 1982 flick also entitled Alone in the Dark, except that both films are scary as hell, albeit for different reasons:

...and only [Christian Slater's character] and a young genius anthropologist with an incredible memory (and his ex-girlfriend), Aline Cedrac ([Tara] Reid), stand in their way, at a gateway to hell.

What? You don't buy it? C'mon, she's wearing glasses.
Alone In The Dark [Yahoo! Movies]