Is your New Year's resolution to become a sitcom writer this year? Everyone knows that writing a sitcom is the best thing you can do with your Harvard education. (We're not snobs: it's also great for those in the lesser Ivies like Barnard.) Plus, it's a great way to make friends.

Anyway, here's your chance to break into the glamorous world of writing predictable plots strung together by trite zingers. From Craig's List comes this enticing offer, after the jump:

COMEDY WRITERS/NEW T.V. SITCOM
Reply to: rha@roberthadley.com
Date: 2005-01-07, 1:37PM EST

Established Production Company is looking for several experienced Comedy Writers to write material for a new weekly sitcom - Must have "Seinfeld" sense of humor, with a "Will and Grace" flare for a New high energy, intelligent, wacky and funny television sitcom production.

*** DO NOT APPLY OR RESPOND TO THIS AD IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD PRIOR WORK EXPERIENCE AS A COMEDY WRITER

*** PLEASE ATTACH A ONE PAGE COMEDY WRITING SAMPLE

*** RESUMES SUBMITTED WITHOUT COMEDY WRITING SAMPLE WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED

A Seinfeld sense of humor with a Will & Grace flare? If you've got that, my friend, you're basically overqualified to write for any show on TV right now.

Oh, and we have no idea why "[a] leading search firm, specializing in recruiting attorneys, paralegals, and compliance professionals, as well as all legal support personnel for financial institutions, law firms and corporations throughout the country and abroad" is seeking a sitcom writer, but, hey, this is a crazy business!
COMEDY WRITERS/NEW T.V. SITCOM [Craig's List]