· We already told you that wee man Verne Troyer will drunkenly pee in an upcoming episode of VH1's The Surreal Life. Now our friends at VH1 would like to show you exactly how it all comes out. [VH1]
· The co-op board at tony residence The Dakota has turned down an application from Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, stating they don't want another John Lennon incident (the singer was murdered there in 1980). So, um, John Lennon = Antonio Banderas? We don't follow. [IMDb (last item)]
· Oooh, finally, a Daily Candy for metrosexual men (yep, we said "metrosexual")! Gentlemen, it's the none too subtle Vitruvian Men. What, exactly, is vitruvian about the whole thing remains a mystery, unless the editors expect a particularly undulating audience. [VitruvianMen]
· Fading actor Richard Gere presumes to speak on behalf of the entire world to motivate the Palestinian vote; an open letter to Gere requests that he "shut the fuck up, dude." [The Corsair]