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God. We hate to do this, but there seems to be a problem with our local tabloids. For some reason, they've gone thinking they're family papers and, as such, have failed to include the sort of sporty snatch photos that most tabloid readers are looking for. While both the Post and Daily News included snapshots of tennis ho Anna Kournikova frolicking about St. Barts in her precious yellow bikini, they managed to NOT print the photos of Anna inspecting her ladyflower. Huh? Wha? Suddenly Col Allen goes highbrow? We're so confused.

Anyhow, a simple click on the image above will bring you all sorts of very, very NSFW scarring. Gays, stay away.
[Images via Drunken Stepfather]