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VH1 seems to have discovered a way to top the frisson of their Surreal Life Flavor Flav/ Brigitte Nielsen love match: Veren Troyer, aka, Mini Me taking a mini pee.

The Daily News reports that in a screener of the first episode of The Surreal Life's new season (airing Sunday at 9PM EST on VH1):

"...an inebriated Troyer rides a scooter, nude, into a room at the 'Surreal Life' house and oblivious to his surroundings, relives his bladder.


The News expresses the requisite concern about standards and the collapse of civilization, but, frankly the only thing that shocks us is that VH1 captured this on camera and not FOX.

We're sure that the network that brought us Who's Your Daddy? will figure out some way to catch up. How about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie administering enemas on the next season of The Simple Life? Coffee enemas.
Mini Me commits foul No. 1 [NYDN]
The Surreal Life 4 [VH1.com]