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Has all of this talk of watery destruction and renegade bands of thieves have you craving the warm embrace of a total stranger? If so, you may be in luck. A Craigslist poster is looking to help import the Williamsbergian, hipster-damaged Cuddle Party to Los Angeles. (Indeed, the Cuddle Party site mentions that local Facilitator Training is imminent.) Should you crave some therapeutic spooning, you'd better get on board quickly, before the Kabbalah Centre finds a way to monetize the movement and producers turn it into an ugly sex-for-roles trade.