An orange-alert reader sends us word of great import:

at around 9am-9:10am today i saw a middle eastern man openly video taping inside 53rd St/Lexington train station. He was standing at the end of the platform moving his camera side to side video taping trains and people. An MTA worker was on the way to talk to him when i left. Not the most pleasant thing to see inside your train station. Just wanted to share it. Thank you for reading.

Oh my god, A NON-WHITE PERSON?! In the SUBWAY? With a CAMERA? Holy shit, he must be out to do us harm! If homeland security weren't in our white citizens' hands, we'd all be dead by now.