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According to USA Today, "Jennifer Garner is 'very sick' with a viral infection."

Yeah, his name is Ben Affleck. Zing!

But seriously, has anyone tracked down Arvin Sloane on this matter? It could be side effects from the Rambaldi elixir.

If that made no sense to you, then you're not totally psyched for Alias to return tonight at 9PM EST on ABC. And that's why we're not gonna share our toys with you.

Get well, Sydney... cough, we mean, Jennifer. The Alliance grows stronger every day you are ill.
Garner sick, publicist confirms [USA Today]
Alias [ABC]