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Dear Ms. Tree,
People are asking about you ever since you were quoted in two articles in The New York Times. Some people even wonder if you're real or not.

We know you're real, Amanda Tree. So, hey, drop us a note and tell us how your new year is so far. We can help promote your acting/modeling career and dog walking business. Heck, we'll even buy you a cup of coffee—at Starbucks, since nothing's too good for you, Amanda Tree.

Mostly, we want to be your friend.

Signed,
Your Pals at Gawker
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