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If fallen popster Britney Spears didn't post another crazy letter on her website, would the sunrise be quite as striking? Would the air smell quite as sweet? We think not. Thankfully, Britney has started the new year with new letter-o-truth, in which she declares her passion for directorial work (she's a total Fellini fan, we know it) and styling her own videos (in Juicy Couture, of course). Britney also invokes the wisdom of "True Masters," but we don't know if she's talking about Rabbi Berg or her husband's dealers. Ah, really though, who cares? She's got a new dog named Lucky and Lucky's room has a chandelier! What a precious, beautiful world we live in!
Britney:'But What I Really Want To Do Is Direct, Ya'll!' [Stereogum]
Related: Blogger Vividblurry anticipates a definite baby Britney in 2005 and has a handy guide to her imminent pregnancy: "Smoking interferes with your absorption of vitamins B and C and folic acid. Lack of folic acid can result in neural tube defects, which is, like, not very cool, y'all."