Breaking! It's 2002 all over again! We're hearing that the 57th street offices of The Economist have been evacuated due to an oh-so-retro anthrax scare! The hazardous materials posse has taken over the eighth floor! Conservative Brits are scared! Details are sketchy! We can't stop using exclamation points!
UPDATE: Due to the influx of emails fretting over the lack of information regarding this, let us reiterate: no, we don't make this sort of shit up.