· It s a long and twisted fantasy involving a wicked Lord Zalamit, but the moral of the story is simple: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will persuade thousands of people to commit suicide. Given the current NYU track record for self-inflicted harm, this doesn t seem too far-fetched. [Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Are Evil]
· We ve been purposely ignoring the new lifestyle magazine Trader Monthly, which targets Wall Street s finest metrosexuals, but Mediabistro can t resist. After all, the mag involves cocaine-laced dream analysis. [Mediabistro]
· Remarkably, Drudge has gone the entire day without putting a heee-larious tsunami photo at the top of his page. [Drudge]
· Law And Order: Criminal Intent continues to mirror reality (but in a far more entertaining fashion), as last night s storyline resembled the fiasco that is a Richard Meier condo. [Curbed]