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One year ago today, America's prefabricated angel, Britney Spears, entered into the holiest of matrimonies...with her first husband, that is. Yes, it's a sad day for childhood yokel-friend-ex-husband Jason Alexander, but the rest of us are celebrating our memories of the beginning of Britney's end. Do the holidays ever stop around here?!
[Image via Vegas Review Journal]