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Seriously, we'll print anything today. New Year's Eve is like a national holiday from our senses. And since all the agents and producers are busy demanding better rooms while checking into Phuket resorts (you know they love a good deal), they'll never know all the fun they missed. An equally-bored tipster sends this in:

I own a record store and I just had a completely stoned customer walk up to my counter and say the following to me: "Ya know that rich British guy, Branson or something? Well he has a spaceship and last night Snoop Dogg went up in it and now NASA can't get them down. Dude, Snoop is lost like for fucking-ever." Since it is a slow news day, I figured this insane little tid-bit deserved some rumor-mongering.

Breaking! Crazy man wanders Los Angeles record stores!