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Gasp! Another scandal is brewing hotter than a cup of ice water over at the New York Times. Jennifer 8, formerly a Harvard co-ed and currently a Gray Lady reporter, has her very own anecdotal Deep Throat: a quote-spewing, dog-walking, model/actress named "Amanda Tree" who has popped up in two articles of 8's in as many days.

1. Birds are better than Barbie
2. Where have all the white people gone?

We're concerned if there's really a shortage of people willing to talk about homeless birds and the flight of Manhattan's better-class.

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Jennifer 8. Lee [You Want a Piece of Me?]
Jennifer '98 Lee [LowCulture]