More holiday gift-giving from two well-respected bloggers who graciously answered our call to play Santa. Matt from Fluxblog has a soft spot for Lindsay Lohan, Bono, and the Republican Party while Rex of Fimoculous wraps Karl Rove, Janet Jackson, Mel Gibson, and Neocon Bloggers in a giant bow. Their wonderful gift ideas after the jump.

Matt, Fluxblog
1. The greatest gift of all is the gift you give yourself, so for me: my very own blogging empire. The Fluxblog Media Empire will include Fluxpundit, Fluxxxblog, Fluxmodo (I don't know what this one does), FluxNewton, Lindsayism, and one that involves cars somehow.
2. Nothing heals like music (except maybe medicine), so I'd give Bono a cargo plane full of iPods to distribute to victims of the Tsunami. Bono's on the job for this one, isn't he? If they don't need the iPods, I know someone who does (hint, hint).
3. I'd hold a holiday luncheon for the entire Republican party. On the menu? Chicken Kiev, wild Alaskan salmon, mixed greens, a choice of potato or rice pilaf, and cream of Dioxin soup.
4. For Lindsay Lohan, the girl who has everything, I have some words of encouragement: Hey girl! What's up? Everyone saw your creepy night vision sex tape; you got caught lip-synching on SNL; and you got married two or three times since February. So what! You wear t-shirts with funny writing on them, and people love that! Keep smiling.
5. I really love Annie, Maxi Geil, The Fiery Furnaces, M.I.A., Scharpling & Wurster, Joss Whedon, and the cast and writing staff of Peep Show and Arrested Development, so they all get their own monogrammed flamethrowers.

Rex, Fimoculous
1. Richard Branson and Mark Cuban: Howard Hughes' decency. Whatever happened to the good old days when flaky billionaires just fucked a few starlets and then disappeared from the planet? (Note to Trump: please fulfill the second half of your destiny.)
2. Karl Rove & Janet Jackson & Mel Gibson & Neocon Bloggers: T-shirts that say "Grandma Media says I got someone re-elected, but all I got was this stupid president."
3. David Letterman & Conan O'Brien & Jon Stewart: Something to talk about at night beyond how goddamn happy you are to be the father of a one-year-old. Do you even realize you're like the guy at the office with pictures of his kids hanging everywhere?
4. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Girly-man Jim McGreevey's stem cells.
5. Bill O'Reilly: A juicy falafel burger.