Let's give the Page Six blind item game another shot this week. Half of the New York media world isn't even operating this week (or they're on skeleton staffs) but we've picked two of the four offered today for their raw media meatiness. Dig in and don't poke an eye out.

· WHICH jobless spouse of a hated editrix threatened her former boss with bodily harm when they met on a ski lift line in Utah? The hotheaded hubby accused the publishing poobah of planting stories about his wife in the press...

· WHICH publisher of a downtown rag has been financing his lavish lifestyle for years by siphoning money from his publication? Recent investors were irate when they audited the books and found mountains of unpaid debts to writers and outrageous charges to the company expense account.

As usual, send in your best guesses to tips@gawker.com and, at the end of the day, we'll post your wild-assed nonlibelous responses.

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