Not too many takers on today's Page Six blind items but boy, we sure got a lot of pictures of dangling manhood inches. Thanks!! Your answers, but not photos, after the jump.

· WHICH bigshot recently named one of The Post's "50 Most Powerful Women" is being tormented by her staff? To slowly drive her insane by making her think she's losing her memory, her mischievous minions love to hide her things, especially her Louis Vuitton wristlet...
You said: (1) Jessica Simpson, the Louis Vuitton bracelet gave it away. She's obsessed with Louis and spacey enough to believe that she was going crazy. (2) Bonnie Fuller several times but only because it's widely reported she's hated by everyone. (3) A decent guess: One of Focus Features head honchos, Amy Kaufman (#25 or #24). (4) Finally, a little more courageous: Lois Freedman, Director of Operations, Jean-Georges Enterprises? I'm not sure about the Louis Vutton wristlet, but I do know about the anonymous online bashing, emails to the Post and feces in her dinner. Also, I heard there is an article in Allure this month and she made a complete jackass out of herself.

· WHICH A-list party promoter has a habit of waking the slumbering South American models who crash in his spacious loft by dangling his manhood inches from their unsuspecting faces?
You said: Nothing, avoided it like a 10-inch pole.

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