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We have moral dilemmas around here too. For example, what would YOU do if you received a totally wacky email that's intriguing yet totally untrue? Well we think for a moment, remember we don't have a legal team to consult, and then print the sucker but only because we dream of a world where all celebrities - man, woman, everyone over 18 - are free of the societal and familial pressures to pose nude in Playboy. Just like Nancy Sinatra in 1995. Anyway, a reader drunkenly types this meritless garbage from a mental institution:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends that once she's out of her contract with Disney, she's going to pose naked for Playboy, making her the youngest centerfold in history. While it's obvious that no one would let her do this, it's interresting and sad that she's telling people this to gain some street credit. "If it weren't for Disney, I'd totally pose nude" etc.