Liza Minelli woke-up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday, promptly fell out, and needed four men and god knows how many huskies to transport her to the hospital. She "appeared intoxicated." [NYDN]

Mary-Kate Olsen routinely gets preferential treatment when cutting lines for the bathroom at Bungalow 8. I wonder what she's doing in there. [Page Six]

Forget the bitchy feud between literary giants Tom Wolfe and Norman Mailer, the real concern Wolfe has about his daughter Alexandra (Wall Street Journal reporter) renting office space from Mailer's movie producer son is that it's too far from their Upper East Side home. She's quoted, "He thought that an office in TriBeCa was a little impractical, but he hasn't said anything about the whole feud yet." Expect dad's next book to be "I Am The 6, L, and 9 Trains." [Page Six, 1st Item]